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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: joywind on December 27, 2012, 09:56 pm

Title: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: joywind on December 27, 2012, 09:56 pm

Kate Middleton
Hillary Clinton in her younger years
PrincessHIGH (as a form of punishment)
anothergirl (love red heads)
Pine (as a form of punishment)
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: fuckingACE on December 27, 2012, 10:29 pm

Kate Middleton
Hillary Clinton in her younger years
PrincessHIGH (as a form of punishment)
anothergirl (love red heads)
Pine (as a form of punishment)

Women that currently want to fuck JoyWind..
Nambian prostitute in exchange for a visa (begrudgingly)
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Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: PrincessHIGH on December 27, 2012, 10:37 pm
Are you into brazilian fart porn, joywind? ;D
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: joywind on December 27, 2012, 10:39 pm
Women that currently want to fuck JoyWind..
Nambian prostitute in exchange for a visa (begrudgingly)
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aw, you're mad that I didn't include you in my list of women I want to fuck.  I don't fuck lower class English cunts. I'd rather just beat the living shit out of them
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: fuckingACE on December 27, 2012, 10:46 pm
Women that currently want to fuck JoyWind..
Nambian prostitute in exchange for a visa (begrudgingly)
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aw, you're mad that I didn't include you in my list of women I want to fuck.  I don't fuck lower class English cunts. I'd rather just beat the living shit out of them

hehe you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag, Leave aggression to guys with testost.. actually just leave it to guys, I wonder how many times you've been beaten senseless to give you the view of the world that you have.. you're hiding behind your computer and posting all this stuff to people, but in the real world you probably cant even look someone in the eye without shaking lol
Rox
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: fuckingACE on December 27, 2012, 10:57 pm
The only weight you lift is a KFC chicken drumstick and a pot of vaseline  ::) As for knowing karate, wanking yourself off to bruce lee does not count
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: lesseroftwoweevils on December 27, 2012, 11:10 pm
The next time someone tells me you have to be somewhat intelligent to be on the SR, I'll show them this thread.
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: TreeSpirit on December 27, 2012, 11:29 pm
As for knowing karate, wanking yourself off to bruce lee does not count
The next time someone tells me you have to be somewhat intelligent to be on the SR, I'll show them this thread.

I was in doubt if I would open this thread, because I don't want to feed the troll. But I am happy I did, I am laughing my ass off at the moment.

And Evil, you are so right, I heard that argument way too often already.
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Davey Jones on December 28, 2012, 12:24 am
Speaking of fucking, anyone in the states can look up backpage.com and click on escorts, bada bing.  There's a whole selection, lol.
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: theman22 on December 28, 2012, 12:30 am
The only weight you lift is a KFC chicken drumstick and a pot of vaseline  ::) As for knowing karate, wanking yourself off to bruce lee does not count

hahaha fucking ace,what a guy  8)
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: BlarghRawr on December 28, 2012, 12:51 am
hehe you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag, Leave aggression to guys with testost.. actually just leave it to guys, I wonder how many times you've been beaten senseless to give you the view of the world that you have.. you're hiding behind your computer and posting all this stuff to people, but in the real world you probably cant even look someone in the eye without shaking lol
Rox
lol you fucking cunt, I lift weights every day, I have been studying karate for three years. I have been in a fight, and won. You don't know shit about me. If you said that to my face I would slap the shit out of you.
Lifting weights doesn't mean you're strong, it could just mean you flail around with 1-pound sacks of sand. Karate doesn't mean you can fight, it just means you're paying someone to teach you choreography. Winning a fight doesn't make you tough, it just means the other person was weaker about you.

That's what I know about you. That and the fact that you deserve a dirt-nap, but unfortunately the universe doesn't obey my random whims, so I guess you won't be having a heart-attack today. :(
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: burneraccountone on December 29, 2012, 11:14 am
Women that currently want to fuck JoyWind..
Nambian prostitute in exchange for a visa (begrudgingly)
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aw, you're mad that I didn't include you in my list of women I want to fuck.  I don't fuck lower class English cunts. I'd rather just beat the living shit out of them

Don't even joke about that. I can see why you are so unpopular. F***ACE's joke was funny. Yours wasn't because you went too far.

And don't bother responding to this because I'll be gone by tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Davey Jones on December 29, 2012, 11:01 pm
That backpage.com site has all the women you want.  If in the states just click the city nearest you, make a selection, call, and there you go. 
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Scampony on December 29, 2012, 11:47 pm
I assume you want to fuck them because you are a virgin and the thought of romancing a female hasnt crossed your still adolescent mind as a way to get off the" battlestation" and go outside and meet one to romance into fucking the poor girl.
So you sit all day on a search engine looking at pics of named females and bate it up til tears run dry.
This is all derived from the fact the majority of females listed are anonymous forum members.

The fact you are trying to pass this off as a joke thread makes it even sadder. :(
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Theophilus on December 30, 2012, 01:53 am
I'd be totally into tag-teaming Liz Hurley with Shane Warne.

A) because Liz is fucking hawt.

B) Because, well, fucking Warney!
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: kitkat82 on December 30, 2012, 02:13 am
DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Razorspyne on December 30, 2012, 05:14 pm

Kate Middleton
Hillary Clinton in her younger years
PrincessHIGH (as a form of punishment)
anothergirl (love red heads)
Pine (as a form of punishment)

Women that currently want to fuck JoyWind..
Nambian prostitute in exchange for a visa (begrudgingly)
0

Opened out of sheer curiosity. I just wanted to know what it was. Had to give props for this one ^. I bet that was Rox!  8)

Speaking of honies, this girl caught my eye a little and she lives in my state: *clearnet* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k35E5_XTSPU . What do you think?  ::) Then again, everyone's tastes are different...... we can't ALL be the same......

And could you at least change the title of this thread? ???
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: firehose on December 30, 2012, 05:27 pm
1. dirty hippies
2. strung out cracked fiends
3. g/fs sisters cousins brothers aunt through incest
4. my friends chiweeny (wiener dog / chihuahua)
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: warmkitty on December 30, 2012, 10:27 pm
The only weight you lift is a KFC chicken drumstick and a pot of vaseline  ::) As for knowing karate, wanking yourself off to bruce lee does not count
Lol
(mental note - dont fuck with fuckingACE)
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: nomad bloodbath on December 30, 2012, 10:35 pm
Hilary clinton huh, HA! Her own husband wouldnt fuck her or are you too young to remember?


Sorry I had to feed him his not give me much to work with this weekend.

Or he does realize the username Joywind is easily expendable here.


X)
nomad
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Post by: ZenAndTheArt on December 30, 2012, 10:39 pm
That and the fact that you deserve a dirt-nap, but unfortunately the universe doesn't obey my random whims, so I guess you won't be having a heart-attack today. :(

^^^What he said.
You want to "fuck people for punishment"??? :o ???
I bet that even when your trying your hardest, using all your best moves, it still ends up being five minutes of punishment for anyone desperate enough to put themselves though it. ;D
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: fuckingACE on December 31, 2012, 01:04 pm
Lol OMG I´ve been at a 2 day rave and this is still going
ACE
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Ahoyhoy on January 02, 2013, 06:56 pm
My distaste at the subject of this post has been balanced with the joy of reading the venomous responses...all of which are justified IMHO.

I shall start a campaign to keep plebs, low lifes, the working classes and trailer park types off SR and keep it clean for all us druggies.
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: MC Haberdasher on January 02, 2013, 09:25 pm
Charlotte Riley..
Title: Re: Women I currently want to fuck.
Post by: Ahoyhoy on January 02, 2013, 10:53 pm
How about yo mama?


OK, fuck it....if you MUST know.....Jennifer Connelly, and Kelly Brook.